Honest
McDonald's
Only
3 companies can grow potatoes profitably in the United States now thanks
to our tremendous buying power (and your tremendous demand for fries).
I
can feel the cholesterol building in my coronary arteries just looking
at them!
Talk
about your PR disasters--we had to pay millions of dollars to India for
advertising our fries as all vegetable. Actually, we were using beef tallow
in the grease.