THE HISTORY OF THE MPC

 

On December 25th, 1987, it was discovered by American specialists that the flavor of mashed potatos was non-existent on our dimensioanl plane of naturally occuring possibilities.

A special sector of the High Government Associates, P.9G was assigned to solve the problem immediately by any means necessary. Sector P.9G began its investigations in June of 1988. Elaborate formulas and complex theoretical mathematics were used to derive a formula by which the key to the missing existence could be found.

The formula answers a question concerning this statement; "IF X DOES NOT OCCUR THAN Y CANNOT OCCUR." That is, what is Y, so that we may create X. However, the universe is entirely balanced in terms of X's and Y's and all that exists does so because of another. Those things which do not exist, the flavor of mashed potatos for instance, do not exist because that which would allow them to exist is so entirely strange and inbalanced that it would never in the history of time itself occure naturally on our plane. This simple fact indicates that sinister powers were used to derive such a powerful mathematical formula, powers supported by ideologies which are entirely inhuman and unliving. The date at which this formula was found is unknown.

The Y derived from this formula involved collecting several persons from the populous and housing them in underground facilities before the"trip". These underground facilities were created nationwide between 1988 and 1990. They were uniform in size, shape and material construct. Each facility housed approximately 1,000 individuals lieing on cots side by side along tunnels. The "collected" are kept nude before they are wrapped in thin plastic at dawn each day and put onto the "vehicle". It is unknown of what materials this vehicle is constructed or how it moves. The vehicle was stolen from another dimensional plane. The "collected" are escorted onto the the "vehicle" which then makes a trip from an extremely specific point, A. to another extremely specific point, B. This action, perpetual by way of several facilities across the nation creates in turn the flavor of mashed potatos.

Between the years of 1989 and 2000, hundreds of thousands of innocent persons were collected and used. All persons were kidnapped, drained and released years later wiped clean of their identities, conscious minds and physical selves.

In October of 2000, the potato was replaced by an artificial bio-organism with a naturally existing flavor. The horrors of the MPC ended, however hundreds of thousandscollected were never found, drained, lost and or broken. The High Government Associates deny any such occurences as well as the existence of any Sector P.9G, however the ADMPC holds ownership to factual proof of the facilities as well as the theoretical formulas upheld throughout the duration of the MPC.

The discovery of MPC escapee, Elal Dinvstaw at the end of 1999, led to the creation of the ADMPC, the majority of which is made up of family members, friends and associates who have known those lost to the MPC. Dinvstaw died shortly after her escape.