INTERVIEWER:Let me just begin by telling you that I have a fetish for the apparitions of emotionally unstable women; for whatever it's worth.

GHOST OF SYLVIA PLATH:Then I suppose this is your lucky day, Stag.

INTERVIEWER: I must admit, I've read very little of your work.

GHOST OF SYLVIA PLATH:I'm sure you're not alone these days.

INTERVIEWER:I guess there will be an increase in interest once Gweyneth Paltrow brings your story to the big screen, huh?

GHOST OF SYLVIA PLATH: How many times can you kill yourself?

INTERVIEWER: Once, I guess.

GHOST OF SYLVIA PLATH: Damn.