BRAINWASHING

INTERVIEWER:Let me just begin by saying, I thought you were really hot when i was eight.

ASIAN BLAIR:Why were you watching soap operas as a child?

INTERVIEWER:...Let's move on. So, how did it make you feel when you got replaced?

ASIAN BLAIR:This business is shady, especially for asians. If you don't know martial arts; they have no use for you. My character was replaced by a white woman--how does that happen?

INTERVIEWER:Talk about ethnic cleansing, huh.

ASIAN BLAIR:I bet you got beat-up a lot when you were younger, huh?

INTERVIEWER:If by beat-up, you mean...laid, then yes.

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