It's great to be a pirate, when you're on top, who's there to

mess with you? The world belongs to you and you're maties. You even get a little parrot guy to sit on your shoulder, and you get to blow things up.
Everyone has to listen to what you say. You're rough and tumble, you're free to have what you want, at anyone's expense.
Shiver me timbers...we get to swing off ropes and have sword fights too.

 

Hey, do you want to get back on board the ship,

or do we need to push you off the plank