Meet Our New Employees



This is Carl.. he alone put several million human workers out of their jobs. No more training, no more error. Carl does anything we want him too, and we only tell him once. He can cook anything faster, clean anything cleaner, and does it all with a lovely mechanical grin.



Gerry "mans" the registers. If the customer is uncomfortable interacting with the aut-O-matic check out lines, Gerry is a nice alternative. He's witty and friendly, even after hours of unpaid overtime.

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