Pirates, the Scourges of the High Seas,

Kings of Consumerism

 

we take what we want, and we want a lot

aaaarrh! make a choice or walk the plank.....

swim with the sharks

arrrhh maties

the pirate skuttle

 

who has black hair?	a gritty cackle for a laugh?	a black and white striped shirt?
who has a big beard?	who likes skulls?	a big curvy hat?
a hook for a hand?	who has lots of booty?	lots of maties?

 

(Random Pirate Jokes..part one)

There was this pirate who decided he wanted to go for a drink, so he headed into a bar. There was a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looked at him as he ordered his beer, and asked him "Why is there a steering wheel in your pants". The pirate snarled "Aarrh! Its driving me nuts!"

 

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