What The F?
By the Staff
The mysteries of time have given us time to reflect on our childhoods, ponder or puke at our present, and hope for the future.
Editor
What I wanted to be: My brother
What I am now: Fascinated by pickled sweet beets
What I hope to be: Better
Editor
What I wanted to be: A Broadway Star
What I am now: Almost done
What I hope to be: Employed soon
Arts Editor
What I wanted to be: An art critic
What I am now: Cynical from too much art
What I hope to be: Optimistic about art
Associate Editor
What I wanted to be: Rush Limbaugh's protege
What I am now: A Sometimes Idealist
What I hope to be: Rush Limbaugh's nemesis
Associate Arts Editor
What I wanted to be: Tropical punch
What I am now: Spiking the punch
What I hope to be: Punch drunk
Art Director
What I wanted to be: perfect
What I am now: doing too many things at once
What I hope to be: living
Associate Art Director
What I wanted to be: A Ninja
What I am now: Not a Ninja
What I hope to be: Not quite not a Ninja
Comics Editor
What I wanted to be: Tall
What I am now: Short
What I hope to be: Not shorter
Designer
What I wanted to be: Batman
What I am now: Transient
What I hope to be: Batman
Designer
What I wanted to be: Working Undercover for the Man
What I am now: Twistin' in the Wind
What I hope to be: Triangle Man
Designer
What I wanted to be: A Crayon Designer
What I am now: A Club Promoter/Student
What I hope to be: Journalist/ Master printer
Designer
What I wanted to be: Master of the Universe
What I am now: $60,000 in debt
What I hope to be: Master of the Universe
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